Boring, with a capital "B"

Don't even get me started on this episode.  I didn't notice Chris Harrison say "Stay tuned for the most (fill in the blank) episode of the Bachelorette this season."  That's because the fill-in-the-blank would have been boring.  With the exception of Bentley behaving like a total @ss, the entire episode was excruciatingly dull!

The first date:  flash mob?? Really Ashley?  You think that's "fantastic"?? The other guys get helicopters and Vegas and he gets a flash mob? Fail.  And Note to Ben C., stop talking.  You sound like an auctioneer.

The group date: Great idea ABC.  Let's roast a girl with the self-esteem of an overweight teenager with acne.  Despite William behaving like an idiot, I still love him.  I can't get over it.

JP's date:  Once again – boring.  You sat in front of a fire and you looked like hell because you had spent the entire day crying about another man!  Her mother always told her the way to a man's heart is through the tears being shed for another guy.  And Ashley, please note that you shouldn't wear your pajamas and glasses on national television.  Where is your best friend to give you a reality check:  doing that is a bad idea.  I would have thrown myself in front of the camera if she were my friend.  (slow motion: Nooooooo!)

As far as Bentley is concerned - You have probably spent a total of one hour with this guy and you're in love with him?  Yes, I know, I'm in love with William and I have only spent time with him while sitting on my couch without him actually being present, but seriously, Ashley, this is why you don't have a boyfriend.  She sat there practically blowing her nose in his shirt.  I rolled my eyes so much at the entire exchange, I gave myself a headache.

And now, for my notes on a few of the men:

Ames – His eyes are so far apart, I could drive a dirt bike through there.

Phantom of the Opera – I know many of us were hoping for hideous scars and warts, but all we got was a big nose.  Anti-climactic.

Blake (the Dentist) – I'm predicting he turns out to be a huge jerk.  You heard it here first folks.